Moose's Rules of Life
Feb. 23rd, 2009 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
legalmooseBy special request, Moose's Rules of Life:
#2 is by far and away the most quoted of the rules (especially when I'm driving). #1 gets me through so many days working for the Federal government. #3 is more a truism than a rule, but it's been there for a while now, so it's stuck. #4 goes without saying. #5, well, it's fun. And #6 is so, so, so, so, so, so true.
So there you have them, or at least what they are thus far.
- Life is inherently ridiculous.
- People are stupid.
- Fat is flavor.
- Of course I don't fight fair; I'm an attorney.
- Youth is fleeting, but immaturity can be forever.
- The hotter the guy online, the further away he lives.
#2 is by far and away the most quoted of the rules (especially when I'm driving). #1 gets me through so many days working for the Federal government. #3 is more a truism than a rule, but it's been there for a while now, so it's stuck. #4 goes without saying. #5, well, it's fun. And #6 is so, so, so, so, so, so true.
So there you have them, or at least what they are thus far.
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Date: 2009-02-24 11:53 am (UTC)lol, i liked this!