I slept with a guy once who said he was 45. When I pressed him on it, he said he was 55. I didn't really care so I let it drop.

Two days later, he emailed me to say how offended he was and that I lied and said I was average build when really I'm fat, so I shouldn't throw stones.

What a nutjob. Why do people think they can get away with lying about their age?