Your neighborhood gym

Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

C'mon down and join the winning team, because here at Globo Gym we're better than you and we know it!...

;-)

Memeage

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.

Gee, you'd think I work with money... as a lawyer...

1. Certified Public Accountant
2. Research Analyst (Financial)
3. Historian
4. Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
5. Food Inspector
6. Criminal Lawyer
7. Civil Litigator
8. Lawyer
9. Purchaser
10. Sports Official

Other amusing notables:

14. Federal Agent (Just the facts, ma'am)
18. Politician (Been there, done that)
26. Lobbyist (I don't have the drinking capacity for this)
33. Housekeeper (Huh?)
35. Butcher (Yeah, a vegan butcher. Ha.)
38. Autobody Repairer (How... butch)

Leave Him Alone! (not)

I love Seth Green. The perfect response to the whole Cris Crocker - Britney thing.

Stolen shamelessly from smrtmnky. :)