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[legalmoose]

Men should be able to reach into their pants and readjust their balls when needed in public. Walking when things have managed to get pressed into the wrong position is just too damned uncomfortable to worry about some prude turning you in to the police.

Especially when you have a relatively new piece of metal there that's the cause of the pinch. Well, the new metal combined with the fact that it was too damned cold this morning so my balls had shrunk down too much and required a bit of reworking as to where things fell. Even more especially when the one bathroom that's between the Metro and work is closed for cleaning when you walk past. ;-p

And for that matter, women should be able to reach in and adjust things in their bras in public, too. I can only imagine how those must irritate them at some point or another.

They're bodies, everyone has one, and people shouldn't get so damned stupid about the fact that they occasionally get uncomfortable and need adjusting. :-p

Comments

[claddah76.livejournal.com]

you just like to touch yourself... stop kidding everyone!

HEHE

[ebess.livejournal.com]

This is probably the most illuminating post I've read in a while. Hey, I don't think about the day-to-day mechanics of cocks, given that I don't have one! :)

xo,
E. Bess

[poohnnova.livejournal.com]

PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!

[jss]

You shouldn't have to fondle yourself in public. That's what the rest of us are here for!

[the-dibbler.livejournal.com]

i can't even count the number of times i've tried to do the covert boob rearrangement manouver. someone always notices.

[moose]

Dude, if you stick pieces of metal where god didn't originally intend there to be extra holes, you shouldn't be surprised when things get all out of alignment.

Face it, this is the price you pay for being extra holey.

:-P