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legalmoose ([personal profile] legalmoose) wrote2004-03-29 11:49 am

Low-Carb Hell

I don't normally read a lot of Dave Barry's columns, finding his humor a bit to puerile for my tastes, but he hit the nail on the head with
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I don't normally read a lot of Dave Barry's columns, finding his humor a bit to puerile for my tastes, but he hit the nail on the head with <a href="http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/8292220.htm" target+"_blank">this column about low-carb diets</a>:
<blockquote>I probably shouldn't admit this to you younger readers, but when my generation was your age, we did some pretty stupid things. I'm talking about taking CRAZY risks. We drank water right from the tap. We used aspirin bottles that you could actually open with your bare hands. We bought appliances that were not festooned with helpful safety warnings such as ''DO NOT BATHE WITH THIS TOASTER.''

But for sheer insanity, the wildest thing we did was -- prepare to be shocked -- we deliberately ingested carbohydrates.
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<a href="http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/8292220.htm" target+"_blank">Confessions of a closet carb fiend...</a>

ha ha ha

[identity profile] pylduck.livejournal.com 2004-03-30 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok. I'm just being mean here (jokingly, of course), but too "puerile" for your tastes? Ha ha ha!!!!

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