A blogger I used to read a long time ago had a post on how we should attach a negative object to the end of the phrase, "this sucks," since, as a gay man, he kinda liked the implied object of that phrase, cock, and didn't consider it a bad thing. So he proposed that there be a gradation of suckage, three parts, which were, in order from bad to worst, 'gorilla butt,' 'elephant butt,' and 'Elephant Butte,' which he explained was a nice little radioactive lake in NM.
Elephant Butte and Suckage