as for #6. I once posed that there must be so many hot guys on Antarctica, that they're being there is the reason the ice is melting. Think of it. Antactica, you can't get further without leaving the planet. (maybe the sun is really made up of hot guys online?

I love #4, #3 had me thinking, My first thought was you being a Veggie guy would impair the types of fats that you would ingest, then I thought, and Oh, Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Walnut oil (or hazelnut oil) well just about any oil but Canola and shortening have great flavor. Oh and the exception that proves the rule? Silken Tofu. almost 50% of it's calories from fat, and still doesn't really taste like anything.