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legalmoose ([personal profile] legalmoose) wrote2004-02-05 09:48 am

Pet Peeve of the Morning

Dear Madam Metro Rider,

You are not entitled to a single seat, much less two. In the future, when you board the train and are lucky enough to find a seat, please refrain from spilling the contents of your bag, your jacket, and other paraphenalia into the adjacent seat, thereby preventing its use by other paying customers. Thank you.

Moose Manners

[identity profile] kanzeon-2040.livejournal.com 2004-02-05 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I always try to stand next to the hottest guy on the train so he can crowd against my butt.