Pet Peeve of the Morning

[legalmoose]

Dear Madam Metro Rider,

You are not entitled to a single seat, much less two. In the future, when you board the train and are lucky enough to find a seat, please refrain from spilling the contents of your bag, your jacket, and other paraphenalia into the adjacent seat, thereby preventing its use by other paying customers. Thank you.

Moose Manners

Comments

[kanzeon-2040.livejournal.com]

I always try to stand next to the hottest guy on the train so he can crowd against my butt.