jss: Me (bastardcard)
jss ([personal profile] jss) wrote in [personal profile] legalmoose 2004-06-07 09:38 am (UTC)

So:

Because an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure, and
Because Commissioner Booty-Butt doesn't like pretention, and
Because Commissioner Booty-Butt is drafting resolutions, therefore
Be it Resolved that we start using "because" instead of "whereas" in resolutions issued after this date.
then. Gotcha
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