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legalmoose) wrote2004-12-02 05:35 pm
legalmoose) wrote2004-12-02 05:35 pm
Undies
I know a shocking amount about what underwear is preferred by male attorneys in my office.
This would be primarily because almost every single one of them drops their pants all the way to the ankles when they sit on the toilet, thus exposing their tighty-whiteys or plaid boxers for the world to see as you walk into the restroom (but only once you're inside - you can't see them from the hall).
Overall, boxers seem to be the primary choice, which makes sense for their age and mode of dress (slacks). There are a few who favor (cheap) tighty-whiteys, but they're definitely in the minority. Colors on the boxers seem to run to the cool side of the spectrum, if a single color, or to plaids. Not a one of them wears anything fun (i.e., funky colors on the boxers, or thongs), which is mildly disappointing. You'd think at least one of them would have a wild streak.
This would be primarily because almost every single one of them drops their pants all the way to the ankles when they sit on the toilet, thus exposing their tighty-whiteys or plaid boxers for the world to see as you walk into the restroom (but only once you're inside - you can't see them from the hall).
Overall, boxers seem to be the primary choice, which makes sense for their age and mode of dress (slacks). There are a few who favor (cheap) tighty-whiteys, but they're definitely in the minority. Colors on the boxers seem to run to the cool side of the spectrum, if a single color, or to plaids. Not a one of them wears anything fun (i.e., funky colors on the boxers, or thongs), which is mildly disappointing. You'd think at least one of them would have a wild streak.