Undies

Dec. 2nd, 2004 05:35 pm
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I know a shocking amount about what underwear is preferred by male attorneys in my office.

This would be primarily because almost every single one of them drops their pants all the way to the ankles when they sit on the toilet, thus exposing their tighty-whiteys or plaid boxers for the world to see as you walk into the restroom (but only once you're inside - you can't see them from the hall).

Overall, boxers seem to be the primary choice, which makes sense for their age and mode of dress (slacks). There are a few who favor (cheap) tighty-whiteys, but they're definitely in the minority. Colors on the boxers seem to run to the cool side of the spectrum, if a single color, or to plaids. Not a one of them wears anything fun (i.e., funky colors on the boxers, or thongs), which is mildly disappointing. You'd think at least one of them would have a wild streak.

Date: 2004-12-02 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespisgeoff.livejournal.com
hrmm.
the need for boxers to eliminate pantylines is one of the factors keeping me out of any predominantly slack-wearing profession; i'm just not so comfortable with the swinging-around that happens.

i would, however, wear only bright orange boxers if I did.

Date: 2004-12-02 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krimon.livejournal.com
I think their wild streak is pretty much exhausted by dropping their trousers all the way to the floor.

Most people who share bathrooms with me tend to prefer keeping their pants up around mid-thigh (Especially now that the colder weather is kicking in: you just can't sit in an tiled bathroom with your legs exposed.) Dunno if that's a California thing, or if I just make guys nervous...

Date: 2004-12-03 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldboy.livejournal.com
It may indeed be a California thing... Most everyone I know here gets all wierd when water starts to crystalize outdoors.

Myself, I don't have enough natural insulation to drop my drawers all the way... Hell, my nipples get hard just stepping out of a scalding hot shower! (Yes, even with the door closed to keep the heat in the room)

Date: 2004-12-02 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardvice.livejournal.com
Convince them to hire me. I wear mostly thongs, racy coloured briefs, or nothing.

Date: 2004-12-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffla.livejournal.com
Underwear? What's that? ;)

KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!

Unless I'm going out for a "special event" or with that event in mind. :P

Date: 2004-12-02 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valiantdarke.livejournal.com
::grin::

that's weird... all the lawyers/attorneys I've ever known have been complete sexual deviants ::grin::

maybe they just keep their leather thongs at the bottom of their underwear drawer at home for their own "personal" use. ::grin::

Date: 2004-12-02 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discord35.livejournal.com
I think that perhaps providence has decided that you should be the one representing for the Young Lawyers Gone Wild faction. What's in your trousers?

Date: 2004-12-03 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alfheimr.livejournal.com
Seeing as you already said what you wear - I guess YOU are the wild-ish one, though it doesn't seem your underwear advertises it either.

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