Mary, Mary/Skinny Cyclists
I can't get Mary Prankster out of my head this morning:
Oy.
If you've ever wondered why cyclists are so skinny, here's a tip: I cycled an hour and twelve minutes this morning (20 miles or so) and the thing says I burned a little more than 1,400 calories.
Why, why, why, why, why she said.
Rosanna Arquette doesn't look a thing like Madonna.
And you'd have to be a moron
To Desperately Seek either one
Oy.
If you've ever wondered why cyclists are so skinny, here's a tip: I cycled an hour and twelve minutes this morning (20 miles or so) and the thing says I burned a little more than 1,400 calories.
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