Puppy Magnet

How do I always seem to attract lost puppies?

Flakes

I think it's a safe bet that if he says, at 3:38, that he'll be here in "15-20 min," and it's now quarter to 5, he's not coming.

You know, if you are the one who initiates the conversation and talks me into agreeing to sex, have the courtesy to at least show up, m'kay?

EDIT 5:25: Oh my, he did show up, an hour after he said he would. ;-p (he got lost on the way - you'd think if I tell you the street address that you'd realize that I'm 20 blocks uphill of where you live - I figured he was driving/cabbing up)

And you know, I don't mind if other people use poppers, but I wish the smell would go away faster. ;-p