Crotch Massage

[legalmoose]

So, I'm coming back in from having had a massage at a friend's house (and OMG was that needed), and this semi-cute skinny little dark latino boy is sitting on the couch outside the elevators. After giving me the eye, he totally makes an excuse to hop in the elevator with myself and another latino gentleman (my neighborhood has a high percentage of Salvadorans living in it). The other gentleman gets off at 6, it's just the two of us and he asks, "I go to your apartment?" and gently paws my expanding crotch.

I stutter out a, "No, sorry, not tonight."

"Why?" (as we pass his floor)

"Um, my boyfriend is home." (we hit my floor, the elevator starts going back down to his floor)

"Oh. Tomorrow?" as he headed out of elevator, taking another grope of my now full crotch as he went.

And somehow I ended up going all the way back down to the 3rd floor before I could head back upstairs, laughing almost the entire way.