Master Plan

[legalmoose]

I just told a coworker that the white athletic shoes I'm wearing today (with khakis, a dress shirt, no tie, and a sports coat) are part of my master plan to "casual down" my outfits at work and let people get used to the progression gradually so that eventually I can come in wearing sandals, shorts and madras shirts and no one will think anything of it.

It took her a few moments of bug-eyed staring before I lost the straight face and started laughing.