Before I left the University of Michigan (where I worked in the Computing Center as well as attended classes), the Information Technology Division (Computing Center's parent organization) had what they called Diversity Training (DT). We did a skit as part of the sexual orientation DT session that involved a wedding shower. The bride-to-be was opening package after package and each and every one was a[nother] toaster.

Now I'm picturing a housewarming party where each and every gift is a large can of Crisco^TM.