OMG!

[legalmoose]

See, it's things like this that guarantee I'll never go straight.

Link via micks

:-)

Comments

[lorelei-aisling.livejournal.com]

Haha! That sounds like somthing out of The Globe

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[legalmoose]

It's made one of the weird news services already. ;-)

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

and people wonder why I never liked big-chested women...

[(Anonymous)]

From the Urban Legends Page:

FALSE

Origins: This story was first reported by the Weekly World News in a 16 January 2002 article titled Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs at His Bachelor Party! A reprint titled Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs appeared on Yahoo!'s Entertainment News site that same day.

That it appeared on Yahoo!'s site shouldn't fool anyone into believing this tale. The Weekly World News is a sensationalistic tabloid known for making up its stories when there's a dearth of actual wackiness to report upon. Yahoo! has for some unfathomable reason chosen to present tabloid findings on its entertainment page, perhaps in the wide-eyed but unspeakably naive belief that discerning readers will perceive that they are entertainment and not news offerings and will thus derive amusement from them rather than take them as gospel. (A tour of our inbox would have quickly disabused Yahoo! of this notion.)

In the simplest of all terms, there is no 72-DD Kandy Kane, no Pretty Kitty club, and no boob-suffocated Daniel Greene. We checked other news sources, and nothing in this tale of freakish demise stood up to scrutiny. As fake as it is, we still love this article, if only for its "Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?" Such mental images were meant to live forever.

(Whoever penned this piece obviously isn't too familiar with how bra sizes are determined -- DD is a large cup size, but the DD designation simply indicates that the difference between a measurement taken just below a woman's bust and one taken around the fullest part of her bust is 5 inches. Therefore, a woman with a 72-DD bra size would be someone with moderately large boobs and a gargantuan ribcage. )

A former porn star (now a blues singer) who goes by the name of Candye Kane has a 54G bust; she has yet to kill anyone with it, however.

In 1998, Paul Shimkonis, a 38-year-old Florida man, sued the Diamond Dolls club, claiming his being buffeted with stripper Tawny Peaks' 60-inch HHH bosom had caused him to suffer whiplash. The parties agreed to litigate their dispute in The People's Court (an American television show), where Shimkonis lost his case.

[richardevanslee.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of Doris Wishman's awful 'Chesty Morgan' sexploitation movies. She was a spy who hid cameras in her breasts and used them to beat the bad guys into submission.

Richard