Random Phone Calls
May. 1st, 2001 06:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
legalmoose"Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the radio stations in Washington. Is there a female between the ages of 18 and 24 in the household that I could speak to?"
Um, NO! And even if there were a female between those ages in the household, do you think I'd hand the phone to a stranger calling on behalf of "the radio stations in Washington"? Please!
Um, NO! And even if there were a female between those ages in the household, do you think I'd hand the phone to a stranger calling on behalf of "the radio stations in Washington"? Please!
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Date: 2001-05-01 04:50 pm (UTC)"Is the lady of the house in?"
"She is, but I'm afraid she's in the loo having a rather heavy period!" (in British accent)
They hung up. ;-)
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Date: 2001-05-01 04:57 pm (UTC)*chuckle*
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Date: 2001-05-01 05:07 pm (UTC)1) I'm sorry, he's mute
2) I'm sorry, he's in a coma right now
or my fave,
3) no, he's not here, and neither are S, T, U, and V