Haiku

[legalmoose]

Today's Haiku:

Professionalism,
this course I must study now
is duller than dirt

Sitting in this hall
the speaker drones on and on
boring us to tears

These old, straight white men
have nothing in common with
my queer little self

Fashion disasters,
you'd think that lawyers would
know to dress better

Cold medications
drying out the nose and skin
stopping the snot

Compared to the rest
he appears terribly young
they curse his good skin

Advertising is
the bane of the legal world,
shysters all of them

Maturity is
becoming an expert in
the unwanted things