Shoot me. Shoot me now.

[legalmoose]

If ever I utter the words, "I'm thinking of getting a roommate," then please take me somewhere and drug me insensate until the feeling passes.

There are, of course, exceptions to this, but the exceptions do not cover any former roomies. Especially not the one who's in town this weekend (namely: G). :-p

Comments

former roomies

[virtualexile.livejournal.com]

I liked "B", though, he's the one who introduced us :-)

Re: former roomies

[legalmoose]

B was good, but I still don't want to live with him.

[dropbear.livejournal.com]

*grabs chloroform, hides it behind his back*

Can we do it anyway, and then have our way with you? *bright, innocent smile*

(S*P ref.)

Re:

[legalmoose]

See, now that's what I'm talking about. Just nice and sleepy until I no longer want a roomie.

[dropbear.livejournal.com]

But what if someone moves in while you're unconscious and we're having our way with you?

Bodyguards

[legalmoose]

Then my attack cats (ha, ha) will rend them to shreds. ;-)

[gregmce.livejournal.com]

I hear your request and feel the same about myself. Since I've only been roommate-less since November, though, the bliss of not having one is still overpowering.

Re:

[legalmoose]

After this recent visit (he's been gone since March of last year?), the bliss is becoming that much more noticeable. *grin*