It always happens

[legalmoose]

You come home, you get mostly naked, you sit down to read LJ, and that's when the maintenance guy knocks to come fix the leaky kitchen sink.

And then he has the gall to not even be cute or worth flirting with.

*sigh*

Comments

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[nilesward.livejournal.com]

What kind of life do you think you lead? Only in porno's do you get the cute plumber to come to your door exclaiming "I'm here to lay your pipes..."

In the real world, baby, you get the 300 lb, 55 year old man with a bad case of crack-ass out of the pants.

BTW...such plumbers really need to invest in belts

Re: ???

[legalmoose]

Well, there are many cute boys in the building, just not on the maintenance staff. :-)

No 300 lb repairmen here, though. Here they're all speaking not-quite-fluent English, of a variety of nationalities from a variety of continents.