legalmoose

virtualexile: Do they have a logo yet?
LM: I'm picturing brown shirts and jack boots.
VE: You take my nightmares too seriously.
LM: Yeah, well.
VE: Let's see, I don't see a logo. Well, there's these two hands crumpling up a U.S. flag...
LM: I think that's supposed to be two hands cupping and protecting the flag, but it does look like it's crumpling it up. Maybe they should have put the constitution there instead.
VE: How about a new moto, "Working together to re-elect President Bush."
LM: Truly.
VE: Oooh, feedback. "Your comments are welcome."
LM: Yes, and they'll go directly into your FBI/DHS/CIA file.
VE: What's the difference between the threat levels? I mean, what's the difference between elevated and guarded?
LM: Well, one refers to your blood pressure...
VE: This is too hard, people are just going to confuse this with the Ozone alerts.
VE: Oooh, nice speech. We're on the hunt one person at a time.
LM: Yeah, and they still haven't found that one person, have they?
VE: When this battle star, oops, I mean Department, is fully operational.... Wow, they even included a picture of Senator Palpatine, I mean Lieberman, behind him...