legalmoose

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome John's room mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his room mate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Justin and I are just room mates."

About a week later, Justin came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose she took it, do you?"

John replied: "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: -----

Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love John

Several days later, John received an email from his mother which read:

Dear Son I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Justin, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with with Justin. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love Mother.

LESSON!
Never lie to your Mother.