Sex, sex, sex

[legalmoose]

Or, attack of the search hits.

So, today's new hits on my site:

men fucking moose's (fucking moose's what?)
cock against his (don't mind this one *grin*)
moose's fucking woman (um, not likely!)
moose's screwing (what, looking to critique my techniques?)

This all just goes to prove that people don't know how to use the humble apostrophe, nor do they know that the plural of moose is moose. One moose, one hundred moose, a herd of moose. All the same. Silly humans.

Comments

[legalmoose]

Nope. One moose, two moose, red moose, blue moose.

Moose

[legalmoose]

I worked in Maine one summer for the Boy Scouts, started collecting them after that. In grad school (law school) I needed an online nickname so "legal moose" worked well ("moose" was too generic).

Re: Moose

[legalmoose]

They do! Virtualexile calls me that almost exclusively, and other folks who know me from online.

maybe i shouldn't tell you this...

[moose]

I once saw a Nature or National Geographic thingy on Moose. They discussed the Moose sex life. I'm afraid they only consulted a Het Moose couple, but still.

Moose Sex apparently is like an hour of foreplay and about 10 seconds of intercourse.

I cried for a week.

Re: maybe i shouldn't tell you this...

[legalmoose]

10 seconds? Eeck. I'd like to think we could last a big longer than that. ;-)