Ya know

[legalmoose]

Oat Bran Pretzels ("Now with Soy Protein!") ain't half bad.

Accounting systems (well, specifically our new accounting system) suck gorilla butt.

And, for your amusement, from this week's The Onion:

God Quietly Phasing Holy Ghost Out Of Trinity
HEAVEN—Calling the Holy Trinity "overstaffed and
over budget," God announced plans Monday to
downsize the group by slowly phasing out the Holy
Ghost. "Given the poor economic climate and the
unclear nature of the Holy Ghost's duties, I felt this
was a sensible and necessary decision," God said.
"The Holy Ghost will be given fewer and fewer
responsibilities until His formal resignation from
Trinity duty following Easter services on April 20.
Thereafter, the Father and the Son shall be referred
to as the Holy Duo."

Corey Flintoff Unleashes Sonorous, Pleasantly
Modulated String Of Obscenities
WASHINGTON, DC—Upon injuring a toe Sunday,
Corey Flintoff, newscaster for NPR's All Things
Considered, unleashed a string of rich, pleasantly
modulated obscenities. "God fucking dammit," Flintoff
armly intoned after dropping a heavy-duty router
on his foot while working in his garage. "Stupid
fucking cocksucking son of a bitch." Added Flintoff in a
lush baritone: "Goddamn motherfucking
shit-for-brains. This is NPR." Next-door neighbor
Cheryl Thomas, who overheard the tirade, said
Flintoff's delivery was so melodic, she was unaware
that he was swearing.