Lessons Learned

[legalmoose]

No matter how cute he is, never, ever sleep with the bartender.

Comments

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

I disagree.

[drewan.livejournal.com]

As a former bartender... I strongly disagree with your statement! ;)

That's cheating

[krimon.livejournal.com]

Bartenders are fun, but I always thought that hitting on them was cheating. Poor little things can't dodge if they're not interested, and they can't take off if they are.

On the other hand, they're also probably the least intoxicated person in the bar, so if you score, it's bonus points for you and your winning personality. And bragging rights are wonderful things, cause you can always be certain when they're working.

For myself, I was either too impatient, too shy, or too interested in the hunt to bother with the bartenders. The fact that none of the ones I knew were all that droolsome helped, too.

Re: That's cheating

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

What kind of bar do you hang out at, that the bartenders aren't droolsome? I think you need to change venues.

Actually, bartenders can dodge if they aren't interested, because they have that nice big bar between them and you. The good ones, of course, lead you to believe that you might have a chance, and keep you buying drinks all night long. Then at closing time, they go home with me instead :) ...

... well, one did, once. And I still brag about it.

Re: That's cheating

[krimon.livejournal.com]

Was that you! Bitch! ;-)~

[popcritique.livejournal.com]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[attilathe.livejournal.com]

Not even Tom Cruise in Cocktails?

I'd sleep with him...