Scenes from the City

[legalmoose]

We pass a guy walking with a dog, he gives me the eye

L: Is that a constituent or was he just flirting?
Moi: He looks familiar, but I don't remember where.
L: *chuckle*
Moi: I mean, I don't think I've slept with him.
L: Are you sure?
Moi: I don't remember him, and I'd remember if I'd slept with him. Honest!
L: Oh, it's not your honesty I doubt, it's your memory.