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One of the problems with being as near-sighted as I am is that I can't really tell if I'm being checked out or cruised in the gym shower.

I mean, I can tell generally if someone has their head pointed in my direction, but I can't tell if eyes are crawling up my flesh or just staring vacantly in that "I'm looking but not looking" kind of way.

Which is kind of annoying. Because it's not like there aren't nice dangly bits of metal that tend to catch the eye of thoes who see them, so it's not like I'm not getting looks, but I can't tell if they're "Oh my g-d, look at the freak" looks or "checking you out" looks, or some combo of the two.

Date: 2003-11-26 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claddah76.livejournal.com
no honey trust me its the you are a freak look....

LOVE YA.... you know I am kidding right!?

Date: 2003-11-26 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claddah76.livejournal.com
OH yes daddy I;ve been bad smack and spank me....LOL

Date: 2003-11-26 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doublejoe7.livejournal.com
I think those piercings are attractive, I'd be checking you out.

Date: 2003-11-26 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doublejoe7.livejournal.com
Oh the pleasure's all mine. Dang, getting hard just thinking about it. I blame you.

Date: 2003-11-26 08:49 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jss
Your piercings catch their eyes, the rest of you keeps their attention.

Date: 2003-11-27 06:14 am (UTC)
jss: Me (Default)
From: [personal profile] jss
"Working out"?

Date: 2003-11-26 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fj.livejournal.com
I have never heard a better excuse for contacts. Even if the only time you wear them is at the gym.

Date: 2003-11-26 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dibbler.livejournal.com
i'll have to second this one.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Date: 2003-11-26 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyow.livejournal.com
That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard! I never thought I'd be happy for my short skimpy lashes, but apparently I am now. ;)

I think your cousin John also has long lashes, and as I recall, he's worn contacts successfully. You might ask him about how he managed to do it.

Date: 2003-11-26 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bender772.livejournal.com
I hate being near sighted too. Blah. Since I don't have any piercings though, I know I'm being checked out if they are looking. :P

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