Leaning Towers

[legalmoose]

I do not understand the need of some men to lean on the wall in front of them while they pee at a urinal. Does the sight of their penis so mesmerize them that they can no longer keep their balance? Do they fear the loss of pressure in the bladder will knock them off their feet? Or perhaps the force of the stream is such that they feel a need to lean forward in order to counterbalance it?

Hmmm.

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Lead us not into temptation

[krimon.livejournal.com]

Thanks to my erratic telepathy, I've heard the following streams of consciousness (small pun):

1) "I'm afraid I might be accused of actually enjoying the act of touching myself. Maybe if I keem my hands where everyone can see em, I won't get busted for lewd acts--again."

2) "DAMN this kidney stone hurts like a motherfucker...maybe if I sorta tilt like...so...kinda let the pee flow around it"

3) "I've been in my cubicle staring at my screensaver for too long, that wall seems like it's falling on me. Hurry, prob it up!"

4) "Hey! If I close my eyes while I'm doing this, no one will know I'm sleeping, and that bitch of a manager won't come looking for me."