Ever wanted more influence?
Aug. 15th, 2001 07:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
legalmooseNow you too can have the President of the United States, George W. Bush, in your pocket!
Just slip The Pocket President into your shirt pocket, jeans or purse, and you'll instantly take your place among America's rich and powerful, knowing that the President is totally in your pocket!
With the Pocket President, all of this -- and much more -- is instantly within your grasp. Because as we've seen since Inauguration Day, when you have the President in your pocket, there's almost nothing you can't do!
Just slip The Pocket President into your shirt pocket, jeans or purse, and you'll instantly take your place among America's rich and powerful, knowing that the President is totally in your pocket!
- Want an enormous tax cut for the wealthy?
- Need a pesky environmental regulation indefinitely "reviewed?"
- Are your Big Oil buddies clamoring for a fake energy crisis?
With the Pocket President, all of this -- and much more -- is instantly within your grasp. Because as we've seen since Inauguration Day, when you have the President in your pocket, there's almost nothing you can't do!
