Empowered!

[legalmoose]

I am empowered!

No more shall I be a slave to the alarm clock, getting up to cross the room and turn the accursed thing off in the morning!

No longer shall it drag me out of bed simply to quiet its incessant whining, sometimes multiple times in a single morning as the snooze button gets smacked!

And how can this be?!?!

It is because I have finally purchased an extra power strip, post-bedroom move, and now the beastly thing resides within arms reach of the bed, bringing the snooze button well within easy smacking distance.

Convenient electricity is a good, good thing.

Comments

[the-dibbler.livejournal.com]

now you'll just oversleep and be late for work!

[gatallguy.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[jss]

There's something remarkably incongruous about a post about electricity with the bare Moose nipples picture. Now if the nipples had electric-capable clamps on 'em, maybe it'd seem less odd somehow. (Nipple clamps make it less odd? I think I need more sleep.)

[apeliotes.livejournal.com]

I DELIBERATELY put my alarm clock on the other side of the room, in order to force myself out of bed so that I may silence its crying.