Superpowers

[legalmoose]

Like most good geeks, I've fantasized about having super powers. And if I'd get to/have to choose one, of late I've narrowed it down to telekenesis.

Mainly I think of this when I'm out on the running trail, like this morning, because I'd love to be able to toss all those damned rocks, stones and tree bits off the path and out of my way so I don't kill myself on them. So even if it were just a few pounds worth of lifting power, I'd take it.

Comments

[alfheimr.livejournal.com]

Yea if it had to be only one TK - if you are a strong enough TK you can lift yourselff which is like flying, if you have enough control you can stimulate prostate/vagina/penis through pants anytime someones sees you and you want them to think dirty thoughts. And you can brain any asshole that bugs you from behind if you are in trouble. It's a very versatile power.

Oh oh! Embarrassing obnoxious coworkers but unzipping their fly at social functions/business mettings, or making them spilll coffee on themselves!

Yeah the levels to which the power could be taken.