Shuilongtou

[legalmoose]

I'm quite ready for the spring tree/plant sex to be over with, any day now. Thanks.

*snork*

Can anyone make a "tree sex" icon? :) ironmanjt is looking for one. (and I'll be happy to use one as well)

Two docs off my desk, another one to go soon, a fourth to (hopefully) go right after that. Whee! When progress is measured by how fast I get rid of something, this will be marked as a good day.

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[die7fox.livejournal.com]

I'm quite ready for the spring tree/plant sex to be over with, any day now. Thanks.

More proof that the Bush administration's abstinence-only sex ed is having the opposite effect.

[expatriate.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHHAH

[expatriate.livejournal.com]

You know, nobody has allergy problems in Alaska (http://www.state.ak.us/).

[legalmoose]

That's because it's a frozen wasteland of snow, elk and polar bears, so there's no plants (and hence no plant sex) to be allergic to. ;-)

[expatriate.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's because everyone's too drunk/high/glowing post-orgasmic to care.

[eyow.livejournal.com]

Veganboy, you of all people ought to WANT the plants to have sex. You require them to do so, unless you make some serious changes in your life.... ;)

[legalmoose]

I want them to have sex like we like to imagine our parents having sex: once, and only long enough to produce the good stuff (us, in this case).

What I don't want them to do is evidently what they are doing: multiple times and orgasms, much like a really, really overblown porn video.

[discord35.livejournal.com]

Nah. What you really want is a botanical immaculate conception. Except who needs the celery to be walking on water?

[iconoclast.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to say hi--I added you. We seem to have a number of mutual friends. And you live in DC--an added bonus as I'm moving there soon.