Responding to Inquiries

[legalmoose]

So, I have this wrap around my right wrist to keep it more stable so it can heal faster. This, of course, gets asked about here at work as I run into people. So far my explanations have been:

• You know how we're always saying we need to beat some sense into people? Let's just say that some people's heads are harder than others;


• S&M scene gone wrong;


• I was working out some anger management issues;


• Didn't hear the "Doors closing" announcement on the Metro;


• I had an argument with the wall - it won;


• Carpal tunnel - too much surfing for porn on the weekends;


• Carpal tunnel - so many job ads online, so little time to apply to them all;

Comments

[nekidwhiteboy.livejournal.com]

# I had an argument with the wall - it won;

can I just tell you that the ONE time I have EVER punched a wall in anger...I found a wall stud! NEXT TIME I'M HANING A POTTED PLANT OR SOMETHING I'LL KNOW JUST WHERE TO STICK IT!

yeah. didn't even so much as make a fucking dent in the wall, but it took my hand about a month to recover.

[jss]

You forgot:

• Repetitive strain injury from constant chronic masturbation.
• Don't talk to the guy at the newsstand about the Michael Jackson case.

[deejayqueue.livejournal.com]

"You should see the Other Guy"
or
"Someone asked me what happened to my hand"

[shadoh.livejournal.com]

I was on my knees the whole weekend.

[unbleachedbrun.livejournal.com]

Come to think of it, I did hear on the DOJ grapevine that you were looking for a new job......