I'm a survivor

[legalmoose]

I WILL SURVIVE....

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on ..
But there you are, Another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!

[Verse]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!

Comments

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

Seen that before. I love it. Maybe they were 10 AOL inches. :)

[die7fox.livejournal.com]

*guffaw*

I needed that today.

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

you was listening to me whilst posting this.

I'm honored.

[fritterfae.livejournal.com]

In a similar vein, you may wish to listen to "Hateful Head Helen" over here: http://www.houseofdiabolique.com/bitch.htm

NSFW lyrics, but if you've got headphones go for it honey.

One of these days I'm going to track down a S.P.P. album and buy it.

[blackgriot.livejournal.com]

Now, if only I could add that to one of my fav playlists on my iPod:

Yo Viviré (I Will Survive) 4:32 Celia Cruz Siempre Viviré
I Will Survive 4:48 Diana Ross Diana Ross: The Motown Anthology
I Will Survive 8:01 Gloria Gaynor Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive: The Anthology

[tongsinanpei.livejournal.com]

I actually sang this in my head and nearly cracked up.
Thank you!