By special request, Moose's Rules of Life:

1. Life is inherently ridiculous.


2. People are stupid.


3. Fat is flavor.


4. Of course I don't fight fair; I'm an attorney.


5. Youth is fleeting, but immaturity can be forever.


6. The hotter the guy online, the further away he lives.

#2 is by far and away the most quoted of the rules (especially when I'm driving). #1 gets me through so many days working for the Federal government. #3 is more a truism than a rule, but it's been there for a while now, so it's stuck. #4 goes without saying. #5, well, it's fun. And #6 is so, so, so, so, so, so true.

So there you have them, or at least what they are thus far.

Originally published at Of Moose And Men.