Notes to various folks

Dear Skin,

Thanks, got the message, you can stop breaking out now.

'kthnxbye.

Moose *&^)

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Dear Work Cafeteria,

It was bad enough when you got rid of the Mexican food station (I liked those burritos!), but would it kill you to keep bagels on hand past, say, 6:30 in the morning? Some of us like to eat after we exercise and having a nice toasted bagel would kill the cravings nicely. Peanut butter by itself just ain't the same.

'kthnxbye.

Moose *&^)