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Gentle Readers,

Please be advised that you should never wear so much cologne or perfume that the scent advertises that you are coming into a room long before you do, or that you were present long after you are gone.

Thank you,

Moose Manners

Date: 2004-02-13 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valiantdarke.livejournal.com
Gawd, sometimes when Jess [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is getting ready for us to go out, I'll be sitting in the living room which has a loooooong hallway leading to our room and then the bathroom is at the end of our room, and suddenly I can't breathe cos his cologne/perfume/body spray/whatever has just totally taken up all the oxygen in the trailer!

So I go to the bathroom and go "Baby! Goddess! Use less!" and he'll be all "Huh? What are you talking about?" "Mom and I can't breathe in the living room(!) cos you put on so much scent!" "But I just used one spray!" "Well use half a spray!" ::giggle::

I guess with some colognes, even a little is a Lot.

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