Lesson for the Day

[legalmoose]

Gentle Readers,

Please be advised that you should never wear so much cologne or perfume that the scent advertises that you are coming into a room long before you do, or that you were present long after you are gone.

Thank you,

Moose Manners

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Gentle Reader.....

[plato4013.livejournal.com]

LOL

My brother does that. He would go out and I could still smell him after he walked by my room 5 minutes later sometimes. Then he wondered why he went through Cologne so quickly.

[kebecqoi.livejournal.com]

BOY!!! do I have stories for you!!! You honestly would never believe the amount of times I had to run to the hospital to be treated for severe allergic reacations to cologne.

Being a redhead, I have ever so soft skin and all, and I am also prone to having allergic reactions to things (like fake strawberry flavoring, certain food dyes, etc). Well, I work for one company which had a weekly team meeting every Monday. Every Monday, Jay, this older guy would be there and he used so much cologne that the whole room was scented. It was about three weekly meetings in that I found out I was allergice to his cologne. We would be sitting in the SMALL closed conference room and about 1/2 hour into the meeting, I would be scratching, coughing, and people were pointing out these red blotches all over my hands and face. I started to break out in hives but it didn't stop. I literally had to go to the ER for treatment. Suddenly I found myself on a hospital bed, clothes stripped, HUGE HUGE hives everywhere (and on a redhead, with smooth white skin, these things can be VERY VERY BRIGHT RED) and then nurses and doctors putting IV's of eppy in me, benedryl, and other stuff. Of course, that all knocked me out for the day and I ended up home.

After the 3rd week, it was the ER doctor that said, "Brian, what are you doing on Monday mornings that is different. You have been here the past 3 weeks for treatment, all on Monday mornings". That's how it was discoverd!

I was the next day that Jay learned the expression "A little dab will do ya!"

[susandennis]

I've noticed around here that when you get in an elevator that has a distinct odor... if it's a fart, no on says a word... if it's too much cologne, people will start disclaiming immediately.

I do think there's in invention out there waiting - a personal smell meter. But, so far, nothing - not even seen on tv.

[valiantdarke.livejournal.com]

Gawd, sometimes when Jess [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is getting ready for us to go out, I'll be sitting in the living room which has a loooooong hallway leading to our room and then the bathroom is at the end of our room, and suddenly I can't breathe cos his cologne/perfume/body spray/whatever has just totally taken up all the oxygen in the trailer!

So I go to the bathroom and go "Baby! Goddess! Use less!" and he'll be all "Huh? What are you talking about?" "Mom and I can't breathe in the living room(!) cos you put on so much scent!" "But I just used one spray!" "Well use half a spray!" ::giggle::

I guess with some colognes, even a little is a Lot.