Hmmm

I have a craving for a muffin. Lemon poppyseed would be nice. Of course, that's not an option here as they're all dairy-laden. ;-p

Letter to the local BLGT organization here at my BGA

Dear Big Government Agency Globe,

Has anyone else noted how the term 'sexual orientation' has quietly disappeared from the Office of Special Counsel's web site under the listing of Prohibited Personnel Practices?

http://www.osc.gov/ppp.htm

I haven't seen where Executive Order 13087, which added that phrase to the list of PPPs, has been rescinded or amended. Not that you'll see any reference to that EO on the whitehouse.gov web site, mind you (it is up on the EEOC's web site at http://www.eeoc.gov/federal/eo11478/eo13087.html).

I for one find it disturbing that while the executive order is still in place the OSC has indicated to the public that they are not going to consider cases of discrimination based on sexual orientation, despite the fact that there is still an executive order on the books which commands otherwise.

Moose
Office of General Counsel
Big Government Agency
(202) [phone number]

Crotch Massage

So, I'm coming back in from having had a massage at a friend's house (and OMG was that needed), and this semi-cute skinny little dark latino boy is sitting on the couch outside the elevators. After giving me the eye, he totally makes an excuse to hop in the elevator with myself and another latino gentleman (my neighborhood has a high percentage of Salvadorans living in it). The other gentleman gets off at 6, it's just the two of us and he asks, "I go to your apartment?" and gently paws my expanding crotch.

I stutter out a, "No, sorry, not tonight."

"Why?" (as we pass his floor)

"Um, my boyfriend is home." (we hit my floor, the elevator starts going back down to his floor)

"Oh. Tomorrow?" as he headed out of elevator, taking another grope of my now full crotch as he went.

And somehow I ended up going all the way back down to the 3rd floor before I could head back upstairs, laughing almost the entire way.